WELCOME TO OUR KITCHEN: We're reacting to a list of the top chain restaurants in the United States!
What are the top chain restaurants in the United States? Have we been to them? What do we think about them? You might be surprised by how many we have (or haven't!) been to.
We've also got a one-minute cooking tip about better batters for pancakes or cakes. And we're very happy about pork belly this week.
We're Bruce Weinstein & Mark Scarbrough, authors of over three dozen cookbooks. Our latest is COLD CANNING: small batch preserving and canning without the need of any canner at all. If you'd like to check it out, please find it at this link.
Here are the segments for this episode of COOKING WITH BRUCE & MARK:
[01:07] Our one-minute cooking tip: Never overmix a batter!
[03:25] The top fifteen chain restaurants in the United States . . . and what we think about them
[28:48] What’s making us happy in food this week? Pork belly two ways!
Transcript
Hey, I am Bruce Weinstein and this is the podcast Cooking with Bruce and
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:mark: Martin.
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:And I'm Mark s Scarborough.
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:And together with Bruce, we have
written 37 cookbooks, not counting
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:Bruce's two knitting books, not
counting my memoir, not counting books.
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:We wrote for celebrities, which we
can't talk about except one because
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:they forgot a confidentiality agreement.
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:Dr.
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:Phil.
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:They forgot that.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:I like to think that, uh, it's
just one of many mistakes he's
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:made over the course of his career.
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:bruce: Mm-hmm.
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:But we emphasis on many.
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:mark: Ye many, but we are not talking
about any of that in this episode.
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:This episode of our podcast about food
and cooking is going to be about the top
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:chain restaurants in the United States.
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:And we're gonna go down the list of what
are the absolute top restaurants in the
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:United States and whether we've been to
them and what do we think about them?
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:And you might be surprised
by these answers.
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:Uh, and we have some very strong
reactions to some of these.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:So, uh, we're gonna talk through that.
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:And what are the top, let's say about
15 restaurants in the United States?
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:Based on both sales and
number of locations.
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:We've got a one minute cooking
tip and we'll tell you what's
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:making us happy in food this week.
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:So let's get started.
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:bruce: Our one minute cooking tip.
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:Never overmix a batter.
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:Whether you're making pancakes or
banana bread, it doesn't matter.
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:Leave the batter.
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:Slightly lumpy.
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:Most cake batters, slightly grainy.
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:Exactly.
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:You don't wanna activate the
weak gluten and begin to stretch
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:them out and make it tough.
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:mark: In our, in our book Alamo and
other books that we've written, Alamo,
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:which is this ice cream cake pairing
book where every recipe is for a
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:cake and an ice cream to go with it.
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:Anyway, in that book, make
a big deal about you cannot.
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:Overmix the butter and the eggs,
but you can definitely overmix
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:it once you add the flour.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:That you could, once that butter and eggs
are starting to cream together, you, you
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:can walk outta the kitchen and, I don't
know, take the dog out to the, to, to
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:pee in the backyard and come back in.
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:But in terms of, uh, working with
the flour, the minute it goes in
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:the second you no longer see a piece
of dry white flour have to stop.
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:But even if it's grainy,
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:bruce: there's a reason Most
recipes say mix them in by hand.
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:Right?
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:Because you don't want to overmix it
or you're gonna have a tough cake.
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:mark: And lemme say just so we're
gonna make this longer than one minute,
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:as we always do, but let me just
say that you rarely mix it by hand.
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:bruce: I rarely do.
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:I will put the, uh, flour,
the dry ingredients.
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:In my stand mixer and I put it on
the lowest possible setting, and as
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:soon as it is mixed in, it's done.
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:And it's on slow, slow, slow.
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:And it barely, barely mixes, right?
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:But unless you're really comfortable,
you know, watching your mixer and
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:knowing that moment, it's done to a band,
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:mark: right?
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:Right.
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:Your pancake batter
should be slightly lumpy.
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:Your cake batter and brownie batter,
et cetera, should be slightly grainy.
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:Okay, that's our one minute cooking tip.
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:Let me just say that we are here every
week and we'd love for you to be with
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:us, so don't forget to subscribe to
this podcast so that you don't miss an
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:episode of cooking with Bruce and Martin.
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:We're delighted and very grateful
that you've chosen us in a giant
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:landscape of podcasts and, um,
we don't, we're so old school.
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:We don't even have a video
component to this podcast.
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:Nope.
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:This is just an old audio
podcast, which is so pandemic.
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:I can't explain it, but Okay.
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:It is what it is, and
thanks for being with us.
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:Okay.
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:Up next our list of the top 15 or so
chain restaurants in the United States.
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:bruce: Okay.
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:You handed me this list.
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:I did and, and I was
actually a little shocked.
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:Um, you said, did I wanna actually
see the list before we met or not?
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:I did.
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:mark: Oh, well this is
behind the scenes stuff.
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:Yeah.
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:But yes, I did because I, I, I wondered
if Bruce wanted to have an honest
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:reaction or he wanted to see the
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:bruce: list.
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:Well, it was funny 'cause when you told
me we were doing the top restaurant
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:chains, I missed the word chains.
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:I just heard the top
restaurants, United States.
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:mark: Oh, you said we're gonna
do like five star dining?
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:Well,
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:bruce: I wasn't sure.
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:You said the restaurants that make the
most money, that have the most visitors.
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:So you handed me this list, I'm like.
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:Everything is so downscale,
but it's not surprising.
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:I mean, no, no, no.
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:It's a country of 320 million people.
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:Right.
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:They gotta eat somewhere
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:mark: more than that, I think.
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:But anyway, I, what we wanna do
is what we're gonna, I'm gonna
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:tell you what they are and the,
the, this is a rubric I worked out
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:through research, and these are the.
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:Top 15 or so restaurants
in the United States.
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:And then I'll tell you what,
they are ranked in terms of
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:revenue and number of locations.
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:It's not the same.
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:So like the number one restaurant is
number one in revenue, but it's not
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:number one in the number of its locations.
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:So I'll tell you that and then
we'll kind of respond to it.
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:I wanna know like, has Bruce
ever been, have I ever been
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:in, what do we think about it?
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:Okay, so here we go.
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:The number one restaurant in
the United States is McDonald's
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:bruce: Kel Sapr.
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:mark: Without a, without a single
doubt, it is the number one in revenue.
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:However.
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:It is number three in terms of
the number of locations mm-hmm.
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:Of McDonald's.
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:So, uh, have you ever been to McDonald's?
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:bruce: Uh, not since I was a child.
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:Oh, not since you were a
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:mark: child?
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:Mm-hmm.
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:I guess that's a similar answer for me.
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:Not since I was a child and
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:bruce: I'm talking like six,
seven years old, and that was.
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:That was the last time I had a McDonald's.
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:mark: Well, I mean, uh, we did,
we talked about this in the
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:last episode of the podcast.
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:We did stop and get a Diet Coke
there, and I will say that this
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:is really terrible and not a good
advertisement for McDonald's.
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:But I will say that when you're traveling
around the rural United States, for
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:example, when we're crossing through
rural Nevada on our way to Utah,
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:McDonald's is always a place for a
clean restrooms, very clean bathrooms.
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:bruce: you wanna get in and out
of there fast, otherwise you
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:close, stink, like McDonald's.
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:So there, there is, you know, it's
like when you go to a mall and
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:there's that aroma that kind of
makes you wanna linger and shop.
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:No, that,
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:mark: that aroma is
instant headache for me.
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:I, I walk in the door of a
mall and have a headache,
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:bruce: but McDonald's has the aroma.
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:That's different.
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:mark: Yeah.
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:bruce: it clings.
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:mark: Um, well, I suppose, um, okay.
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:The number two restaurant
chain in the United States,
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:and it is number two in both.
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:In terms of its revenue and in
terms of its number of locations.
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:So this one is truly,
number two is Starbucks.
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:bruce: Okay.
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:I go to Starbucks a lot and
I like Starbucks, but here's
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:what I think about Starbucks.
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:mark: You go to Starbucks so much.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:That they have your money stored in their
app and you give them money that they
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:bruce: $10 is what I keep on my Starbucks.
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:Go on.
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:mark: Yeah,
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:bruce: sure.
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:That way I can.
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:And I don't have to wait in line with
those people waiting for their Starbucks.
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:But Starbucks, it's good.
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:It's okay, but it's consistent.
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:So Starbucks is like
having a gas fireplace.
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:mark: Oh, now you're,
now you're backing up.
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:bruce: Yeah, you do.
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:I do like Starbucks, but I
like it because I know what I'm
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:And again, it's like a gas
fireplace and you can have it.
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:It's not the best.
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:Alright,
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:mark: I'm gonna cut you off
and say I hate Starbucks.
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:So I, Bruce is much more the
big snob than I am in terms
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:I hate the taste of the coffee.
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:First of all, I do not understand
why I need 175 liters of coffee.
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:I, I do not understand this.
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:The giant sizes, and I never do
any of the, I don't know, lime
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:syrup, popcorn, fluffy soda.
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:I don't, I never do that stuff,
but when I have the coffee, I.
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:I just think it tastes burned, and
I think it tastes like the crap that
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:my father would have in the office.
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:My father had this idea that you made
a pot of coffee in his office in the
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about 2:00 PM so it sat there and oxidized
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:on the burner and got stronger and
stronger and more and more bitter and.
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:I think that's what Starbucks tastes like.
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:bruce: that's how your father grew up.
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:And because his father boiled
his coffee like that did.
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:So your father was used to that.
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:But if I'm faced in a situation where
there's a Starbucks downstairs in
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:my hotel or right next door, and the
only other coffee is that horrible
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:little machine that's sitting in the.
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:mark: take the machine.
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:bruce: Oh, you don't know what
people have done in that machine.
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:Oh,
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:mark: stop.
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:bruce: I'm going to Starbucks.
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:mark: stop.
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:Um, in case you don't know, there
is a whole subculture of people
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:who use the coffee maker in a
motel room to wash their underwear.
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:They put their underwear in it
and run hot water through it.
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:It's a whole thing.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:So, okay, number three.
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:Number three restaurant in the
United States is Chick-fil-A.
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:And it is number three
in terms of its revenue.
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:But here's what's interesting.
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:So it's way down the list in terms
of how many Chick-fil-A's there are,
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:It tells you
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:bruce: they're selling a lot at each one.
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:bruce: no.
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:And I don't want this to become
political, but they do have.
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:They do have a whole philosophy
that I do not agree with.
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:mark: Yeah, and this is, what's
it, I, I'm gonna just stop and
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:I remember very clearly the first
time I got on Facebook and I, I,
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:this is, you know, years ago when I
first got on Facebook and, um, I was,
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I think this is back during George.
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:And I posted something incredibly
political and it didn't get
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:My literary agent called me personally
and said, what are you doing?
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:Do people who agree with you,
or do you wanna sell books And.
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:I was so dumbfounded by this, and it
was the first time it really hit me
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:that, wait a minute, if you're running
a business or you're trying to sell
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:something, you know, maybe you should
just keep your nose out of things
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:And I, this is the problem with something
like Chick-fil-A, and again, I don't
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:Why make political identities
central to who you are?
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:bruce: it hasn't hurt them, though.
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:They're number three in income.
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:mark: it hasn't hurt them.
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:In, in, it is number three in, in income
and I have never been to a Chick-fil-A.
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:And Taco Bell is the fourth in
terms of the revenue it generates.
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locations across the United States, uh,
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:we'll get to the fourth biggest in terms
of location in a minute, but, okay.
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:bruce: Don't like diarrhea,
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:When I was a kid growing up in Dallas,
there was a Taco Bell on Forest Lane
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loved Tex-Mex food and I didn't have
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car in high school, I would go to
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to Taco Bell, so I doubt I've been to
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loved KFC when I was a kid, so, oh, yes
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:Yes it is on this list.
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:Look
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:mark: well, yeah, taco Bell.
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:So, I don't know, it's hard for
me to even say, uh, bow Taco Bell.
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:And, um, also, I don't know, there
aren't that many taco bells around
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:bruce: I don't need Bell England.
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in Queens, but Right, there's, I
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:It always killed me in Dallas.
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:'cause Dallas was full when we
used to go when you were older.
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:There's so many fabulous Hispanic
places to go and get real tacos.
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:mark: Yeah, I know Bries and I do
go to this place that is outside
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:And, uh, we, uh, go, it's a,
it's a Mexican crude restaurant
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:and we go and have tacos and
lemme tell you, it is not fancy.
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:It's about as fancy as Taco Bell
and the tacos are not expensive.
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:They're super cheap, but
they're super delicious.
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:You can
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:bruce: get it with like grilled heart.
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:mark: Grilled tongue.
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:You can, you can get
tongue tacos, which I love.
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:Okay, so the fifth most popular
restaurant, or the most successful
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:restaurant in the United States
is Wendy's, and it's never had it.
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:It's fifth in terms of revenue, but ninth
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:bruce: in
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:mark: terms of the number of locations.
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:Bottom
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:bruce: of my list.
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:Never been
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:You've never been All right.
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:I will say that I haven't been to Wendy's.
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:Since I was in college, but it was
the standard thing in college when
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:they opened a Wendy's, I went to
Baylor in Waco, and when they opened
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:a Wendy's across the street from the
main campus, we would literally go
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:to dinner in the, in the dining room,
eat, you know, on campus, on board.
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:And then about nine o'clock we would
inevitably go to Wendy's and sit there
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:This was like.
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:The freshman 15 is a real thing.
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:15 pounds you put on a as a freshman
is a real honest to God thing.
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:That's probably the
last time I had Wendy's.
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:My parents lived on Wendy's
at the end of their lives.
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:bruce: a Wendy's in our town here in rural
New England, and it closed, it couldn't,
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:mark: how rural we are.
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:Is that the little town near,
it's not even in our town.
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:It's in the, it's in that biggest
town, which is tiny near us, and they
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trying to run a Peruvian restaurant in
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:Peruvian restaurant in rural, and I
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:bruce: thought we might go and get one
of their whole grilled chickens one
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:So anyway, okay, the sixth biggest
restaurant in the United States in
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in terms of the number of locations.
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:So it's really got more locations
everywhere than, uh, others.
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:And this is very near and dear
to New England's heart is Dunking
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:bruce: Donuts.
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:Uh, say it right, it's
just Dunking Dunking.
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:They've changed their name.
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:It's no longer donuts.
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:It's no longer part of the world.
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:Is that
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:They, they changed the name officially.
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:It's just dunking.
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:bruce: it's near and dear to my heart.
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:I grew up with Dunking Donuts back when
it was Dunking Donuts, and I love them.
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:On Sunday mornings, my dad would
go get a big box of donuts, and
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:Uh, it
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:mark: does.
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:I was gonna say that, uh, my last blood
draw for a physical, I went, we went,
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and you can't eat beforehand and at
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:This is more than you need to
know, but I'm needle phobic.
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:So I got through the blood
draw and we, we got out of it
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:Dunking Donuts.
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:Your reward has my reward
for getting my blood draw.
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:But, uh, we stopped and we bought, I
think we bought little donut holes.
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:The minis?
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:bruce: Yeah, the dunk, the munchkins.
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:Is that what they call 'em?
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:We got halfway home and we
didn't even eat what we bought.
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:It was.
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:mark: So the seventh most popular
restaurant in the United States in
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:terms of it's revenue, it's seventh
in revenue, it's sixth in, the number
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:of its location is Burger King,
and I want to say right up front.
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:I have never been
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:bruce: Burger King got
me through high school.
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:Alright.
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:I went to high school in middle,
middle Manhattan on 46th and
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:Broadway, and there was a Burger
King on 45th and sixth Avenue.
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:And I would get Burger King probably three
days a week for lunch in high school.
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:When I was a little kid, this is not
on the list, but when I was a little
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:kid, there were dairy Queens in
Oklahoma where my grandparents lived.
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and they were competing, of
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:course, they were, uh, chains.
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:And my grandmother would
not go to Dairy King.
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:She only went to Dairy Queen.
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:I like to think of this as
her one feminist moment.
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:Her one glorious Steinem moment is
that she would only go to Dairy Queen.
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:Your
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:bruce: grandmother and
Gloria Steinem the same
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:mark: sentence.
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:They are, they are, they
made to be together.
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:Okay, so.
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:The eighth most popular restaurant
in the United States is the number
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:one restaurant in terms of its number
of locations, but it's eighth in
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:bruce: The only time I have
ever had a Subway is the same
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:time you've had a Subway.
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:It was the morning your dad died
and I went out to get us all lunch.
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:mark: That's right.
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:bruce: And I went to Subway.
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:That's right.
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:And I brought us all
back stuff from Subway.
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:mark: You went to Starbucks to make
coffee, and you also then went to Subway
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:and you brought Subway sandwiches back.
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:Did.
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:Bruce, literally, this is too gross
to sustain a podcast, but Bruce
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:literally walked into the hospice
room 30 seconds after my dad died,
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:Very proud of himself.
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:As I'm running out of the room to get the
nurse, because dad has stopped breathing.
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:And, um, it was so funny 'cause
he was just so proud of himself
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:and I, as I pass him in this
hallway of this beautiful hospice
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:facility, I literally say Dad died.
462
:Said as I'm running past him.
463
:And, uh, it's funny now, it
wasn't funny at the moment.
464
:And so after the nurse came in
and, you know, we ascertained
465
:that in fact he had passed away.
466
:Then we went down to one
of their beautiful lobbies.
467
:This place in Dallas was crazy.
468
:We went out there.
469
:Beautiful lobbies and we sat
there and ate Subway tarbucks.
470
:It was the only time tarbucks I've ever
had it Tarbucks coffee, and I think that
471
:might be the only time I've had it and
I can't, I cannot even remember that.
472
:That's what you brought.
473
:Mm-hmm.
474
:I know I sat in that lounge and ate
something, but I don't even remember.
475
:Okay.
476
:The ninth most popular
restaurant in the United States.
477
:Ninth and Hertz of revenue.
478
:10th in terms of the number of
its locations is Domino's Pizza.
479
:bruce: I had it, uh, for a brief
period when I moved to Cleveland, Ohio,
480
:and I was living in Shaker Heights,
481
:mark: unfortunate Cleveland Sojourn.
482
:bruce: I was living in Shaker
Heights and I had just moved in.
483
:The furniture was delivered.
484
:It was about six o'clock.
485
:I was hungry.
486
:And my neighbor in the building
said Domino's delivered.
487
:So I called them and they were so
nice when I told 'em I just moved in.
488
:They sent me like free sides and
free extras and coupons for pizzas.
489
:So I just kept ordering from
Domino's for about six months.
490
:mark: Okay.
491
:And I'm gonna say right up front,
I have never been to Domino's.
492
:I've never had a Dominos
Pizza that I know of.
493
:I mean, maybe when dad died, you got
a Domino's Pizza and I didn't know it.
494
:Um, as far as I know, I've never been
to Domino's, so I can't tell you.
495
:I have a reverential
attitude toward pizza.
496
:Pizza to me is one of the divine food
groups, and I don't know, Domino's, just,
497
:I'm too scared of it, so I've never been.
498
:I have to say that I lived in New York
City, the home of a slice for 10 years
499
:with Bruce, and I actually had one slice.
500
:Once.
501
:Oh my God.
502
:So I, I will tell you that I'm
so reverential about pizza.
503
:I wouldn't even go into
New York slice places.
504
:Slice.
505
:Oh my God.
506
:But there no
507
:bruce: ma, there's no
bad pizza in New York.
508
:That's the thing about New York.
509
:Even
510
:mark: the pizza I had was not good.
511
:It was, it was gummy and gross.
512
:I didn't like it.
513
:No.
514
:Okay, we're moving on the 10th most
popular restaurant in the United States.
515
:10th in terms of also its
revenue, but 16th in terms of
516
:the number of its location.
517
:And you might know why
its revenue is high.
518
:When I tell you this is Chipotle, that's
'cause most people find it expensive.
519
:It is expensive.
520
:So maybe that's why it's down the list
in terms of the number of locations,
521
:but up in terms of its revenue
522
:bruce: of all the fast food that's
available out there when I go
523
:to airports or anything else.
524
:I will go to a Chipotle.
525
:I've had it before.
526
:Right.
527
:It's, it's okay.
528
:Um, I don't, I'm never
afraid of getting sick.
529
:I'm never remember when
530
:mark: we wanted to go to Chipotle
with my brother and he wouldn't go.
531
:My brother is Nuia and he
wouldn't, he made us go to Q Dobo
532
:instead because it was cheaper.
533
:He wouldn't go to Chipotle
because that was fancy.
534
:Mm-hmm.
535
:So.
536
:We would, we missed out on the Chipotle.
537
:I have, I've had Chipotle a handful
of times, and I have to say that
538
:everything I've had is okay.
539
:Yeah, I mean, that's fine.
540
:There's, there's nothing that
is grand, but you're right.
541
:Going to a rest, uh, a restaurant,
going through an airport or
542
:going fast through train station
or something like that, it's.
543
:It's a fine thing to happen.
544
:Mm-hmm.
545
:Okay.
546
:The 11th most popular restaurant in the
United States, I have a story about it.
547
:It's 12th in terms of its revenue,
but eighth in terms of its location.
548
:So when you figure it out and do all the
math on it, it comes out as the 11th.
549
:Most popular is Pizza Hut.
550
:Never
551
:bruce: been.
552
:Um, even I have my limits with pizza.
553
:Oh, okay.
554
:And gee, I will not standards.
555
:mark: I do.
556
:Okay.
557
:My grandmother, the same one
who would only go to Dairy
558
:Queen, she loved Pizza Hut.
559
:This is in the seventies,
and she didn't know.
560
:What it was called.
561
:So she always called that Pizza Hut.
562
:So we were always going to Pizza
Hut and, but that's back in the
563
:day when you couldn't pre-order.
564
:So it was this whole thing
about, oh, it takes forever.
565
:So she would literally bring snacky
food in her purse because it would
566
:take so long for the pizza to come.
567
:And so we would sit there at the table
sneaking snacks out of her burgers.
568
:Did they?
569
:Salads or appetizers.
570
:We, I came from a very middle class
home and we couldn't afford such things.
571
:So we had pizza at Pizza Hut
and then that's all we had
572
:is the pizza at Pizza Hut.
573
:Uh, so my upbringing was not fancy
to say the little, but there also
574
:bruce: wasn't Pizza Huts in
New York when I was growing up.
575
:We were growing New York.
576
:It was.
577
:Real pizza places with
Italian pizza places.
578
:I mean, I'm
579
:mark: so old that I remember when there
was a huge thing between Pizza Hut
580
:and Pizza Inn, and it was this whole
rivalry thing about which you liked.
581
:And I remember in high school
those whole discussions about
582
:Pizza Hut versus Pizza Inn.
583
:It's the whole thing.
584
:Okay.
585
:The 12th most popular restaurant
in the United States, which is
586
:15th in terms of its location,
then 17th in terms of its revenue.
587
:But again, when you do all the math out,
it comes out as the 12th most popular.
588
:Is Popeye's and I have never been.
589
:bruce: Never been.
590
:Don't even know what they sell.
591
:I think.
592
:Fried chicken.
593
:Fried chicken.
594
:Do they have burgers too?
595
:mark: I am not sure.
596
:Isn't this funny?
597
:Here's two established
food writers with 37 Co.
598
:Salmon.
599
:I don't
600
:bruce: even know what they have.
601
:mark: I've never been.
602
:Okay.
603
:The thirteenth's most popular
we're moving on is Panera Bread.
604
:It is the 11th most popular
in terms of its revenue.
605
:It makes the 11th most
revenue of any chain.
606
:It's the 24th in terms of its number
of locations, which tells you that it.
607
:Lives up to his reputation.
608
:For some people that it's expensive.
609
:Yeah, so they're making a lot
of money on what they sell.
610
:bruce: It is expensive, it's high end,
but I find Panera Bread to be bland.
611
:The bread is soft.
612
:The bread doesn't very soft
taste like great soft bread.
613
:The sandwiches, the meats, all that,
you know, industrial, processed meat.
614
:So I don't really think I'm
getting anything extra for the
615
:extra money I'm spending there.
616
:Um, but I've had it in a pinch.
617
:I'll get their chicken
salad on some bread.
618
:But
619
:mark: yeah, I get the Turkey sandwiches.
620
:I, I mean our dog, oh my God.
621
:Here's a story for you.
622
:So our dog, our dog likes Panera Bread.
623
:No he doesn't, but he was playing
around in the backyard with Bruce and
624
:they were chasing the ball and Bruce
was chasing the ball back and forth.
625
:And sometimes Bruce pretends to throw it
one way and then throws it another way.
626
:Well, once he did this and our colleague.
627
:Ran the wrong way.
628
:He ran the way that Bruce was fainting
and not the way he was actually throwing
629
:the ball and ran straight headfirst into
a big stone wall, and he was injured.
630
:He was limping on a front leg and
a back leg, and we were scared
631
:that something was really wrong.
632
:And so I had to go to
the vet emergency room.
633
:Believe me, you're spending money.
634
:The dog is fine, everything
is fine, but it took hours
635
:of x-rays and all this stuff.
636
:So I took myself to Panera
Bread and I have to say.
637
:I had a Turkey sandwich.
638
:I had one of the half halves, like a small
cup of soup and a half a Turkey sandwich.
639
:It wasn't bad.
640
:I mean, I sat there and played social
media on my phone and it was okay.
641
:I mean, would I go outta my way
to get a Panera Bread sandwich?
642
:No, but I know why it has.
643
:The reputation it has.
644
:Mm-hmm.
645
:It also was expensive.
646
:bruce: Yes, it is.
647
:mark: It was even expensive
for my half, half thing.
648
:Okay.
649
:So the 14th possible restaurant in
the United States 13th in terms of
650
:its revenue, but 14th in terms of
its number of locations, is Sonic.
651
:I have a story about Sonic too.
652
:bruce: Never been there.
653
:Okay.
654
:Never see.
655
:mark: Bridge had never
been to half these places.
656
:I've never been to some of them,
but Bridge has never been to half.
657
:Uh, here's my story about Sonic.
658
:When I was a kid, my paternal
grandmother lived in rural
659
:Oklahoma and she loved Sonic.
660
:And we would go get Sonics
in Ardmore, Oklahoma.
661
:We would drive and get Sonic
Hamburgers, and my mother would throw a.
662
:Fit in the car on our way to get
them, because Sonic Hamburgers had
663
:mayonnaise and my mother had this thing
about no mayonnaise on hamburgers.
664
:She hated it.
665
:She thought Mustard was the
only proper T, but she's
666
:bruce: wrong too.
667
:It's ketchup, blah.
668
:mark: So they're both wrong.
669
:Okay, blah, blah, blah.
670
:What killed me about this is as
she got older, my mother would
671
:only eat mayonnaise on hamburgers.
672
:So even though when I was a kid,
she threw fits about going to
673
:Sonic because of the mayonnaise.
674
:Later in life, that's all
she ate was mayonnaise.
675
:Hamburgers.
676
:So I guess people do change.
677
:Mm-hmm.
678
:In terms of Sonic, I don't
really remember much about Sonic.
679
:I have to say I still remember it in
Ardmore that they came out to your car.
680
:bruce: Oh.
681
:Is that one of those places back then with
682
:mark: roller skates?
683
:Well, I don't remember roller skates,
but I remember they came out to your car.
684
:Would they hang a tray on your
window or they just gave you the bag?
685
:Wasn't um, what was the place
a and w root beer that would
686
:like hang the trail then window?
687
:No, they would just hand you the bag.
688
:Mm-hmm.
689
:That's what I remember
at the Sonic in Amoy.
690
:And we're talking, this is
like the early seventies.
691
:Finally, we're gonna end at the
15th most popular restaurant in the
692
:United States, 14th in terms of its
revenue, 12th in terms of its number
693
:of locations, which tells you about
the inexpensiveness of the food.
694
:There's more of these, but they're
making less revenue, so they're
695
:really cutting their margins thin.
696
:And that's KFC.
697
:bruce: Yeah, it used to be called
Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
698
:They wanted to get rid of the
fried part, and maybe they wanted
699
:to get rid of the Kentucky part.
700
:I don't know.
701
:I So now it's just KFC.
702
:When I was a kid, I lived on it, loved it.
703
:It was great.
704
:I don don't think what they're
705
:mark: sad about rebranding it.
706
:I, I wonder if they're sad
about, I mean, because now
707
:bruce: sad a corporation.
708
:Sad.
709
:I know, I know.
710
:That's why I don't know
what you're asking.
711
:I
712
:mark: know, but Kentucky Fried now, when
they changed that, uh, how do I say this?
713
:When they changed that 20 years
ago to KFC, you know, they were
714
:trying to make it more national.
715
:Now everybody's into kind of a local
cuisine, and so I thought, oh, this
716
:is like chicken fried in Kentucky.
717
:Suddenly it seems much more romanticized
or I idealized or something.
718
:It's also shorter.
719
:bruce: KFC is.
720
:Easy.
721
:It, it's short, it's, it's dunking.
722
:I mean, you want to get
really short and quick.
723
:You could do so much more
with the logo with KFC.
724
:It is.
725
:It is.
726
:Yeah.
727
:But I used to love it, but
728
:mark: you
729
:bruce: know.
730
:mark: Okay.
731
:Now I don't.
732
:This is a place I've never been.
733
:Mm.
734
:So I grew up in a family.
735
:That fried chicken, my
mother made fried chicken.
736
:My grandmother's, both of them.
737
:Fried chicken.
738
:I never had KFCI, I don't know.
739
:It was, it was considered anathema in
my family because, you know, somebody
740
:would bring, so, okay, here's my story.
741
:On the hottest weekend of August,
my father's family would have
742
:a family reunion at Lake Murray
outside of Ardmore, Oklahoma.
743
:And we would sit on a concrete
slab when it was a thousand degrees
744
:outside and have this family reunion.
745
:It was horrible.
746
:And, uh, swim at.
747
:Elephant rock in Lake Murray and somebody,
inevitably, some great aunt or somebody
748
:would bring a bucket of KFC and my
grandmother was always appalled because
749
:she would've been up since 4:00 AM frying
chicken that she brought that was her own.
750
:I mean, I would've gone for
751
:bruce: her fried chicken, of course.
752
:Right.
753
:And she was, she my choice.
754
:Just always
755
:mark: appalled.
756
:bruce: KFC is not, was never my.
757
:Favorite, I loved it, but when we were
a real treat, my dad would go a chicken
758
:delight, and that was, I don't even know
what that is, the best fried chicken ever.
759
:mark: I don't even
760
:bruce: know what that is.
761
:It was, I think it was a local chain.
762
:If it's, if you are listening to this
and you knew of a chicken delight outside
763
:of Queens in New York, let me know.
764
:mark: Okay, well, I don't know.
765
:Again, KFC was consider.
766
:Bad because again, some gradient, and
let me tell you just to tell you where
767
:I'm from, where I come from, I'm talking
about women named Thelma and Myrtle.
768
:So it's either Thelma or Wilma.
769
:Fay or Myrtle would bring KFC.
770
:This is where I'm from, people.
771
:And uh, there you go.
772
:I have Wilma Faye, I always wanted to
name one of my dogs, Wilma Faye, but
773
:bruce: name one Wilma one.
774
:mark: No, no, no.
775
:It's gotta be the whole thing.
776
:Wool Mae.
777
:So, uh, that's a podcast
about, uh, the most popular
778
:restaurants in the United States.
779
:I know, it's crazy.
780
:We just thought we'd go down it and see
what we thought about them and whether
781
:we'd been, it's amazing between the
two of us, how many of them we haven't.
782
:Mm-hmm.
783
:Been to.
784
:Since these are such popular places
to be, oh, I'm just a food snob.
785
:What can you say?
786
:Uh, I don't know that I'm a food snob.
787
:I just at times haven't ever
been around these kind of places.
788
:Okay.
789
:About Domino's.
790
:I'm a slob.
791
:A snob?
792
:Well, I'm a slob too, but I'm
also a snob, uh, about Domino's.
793
:But other ones I don't know.
794
:I've been a lot as a
kid, not so much as an.
795
:So that's the rundown.
796
:Uh, let me say that, uh, we're
really glad you're with us.
797
:If you could review this podcast, if
you could rate it, if you could give
798
:us a rating, even like great podcast
that helps us in the analytics, you
799
:know, we're not supported otherwise,
so that is the way that you can support
800
:us and we really appreciate that.
801
:Sorry for this being so US-centric.
802
:I know we have a lot of Canadian
and Australian listeners, um,
803
:but you know, we should put
804
:bruce: Tim Horton's on
805
:mark: there.
806
:Oh, hor.
807
:And maybe coming up this list,
rising up this list even as we
808
:speak in the United States, given
what Tim Hortons is doing here.
809
:Uh, so anyway, uh, sorry it was a bit
US centric, but, uh, so it is, uh, we'll
810
:move on to something else next week
in the podcast if you subscribe to it.
811
:And thanks for doing that.
812
:So as is tradition.
813
:The last segment of this podcast, what's
making us happy in food this week?
814
:bruce: Something that is
in the refrigerator that is
815
:going to be cooked tonight.
816
:Crispy skinned pork belly.
817
:mark: No, it's related to what I
was gonna say, but not exactly.
818
:And
819
:bruce: so we have friends coming
for Chinese food tonight and I
820
:am making this Cantonese Sue.
821
:And it is.
822
:Pork belly that is roasted in the
oven till the skin is bubbly and
823
:crisp and you have to start the day
before and you salt it and you let
824
:it dry out all the moisture, and
you let it sit in the refrigerator
825
:overnight to dry out the skin.
826
:Then you give it a little brush of
vinegar and roast it for half hour,
827
:then brush it with oil and roast
it another half hour, and it's.
828
:Skin gets bubbly and crispy and
it's delicious and that's what's
829
:gonna make me happy tonight.
830
:mark: Okay, well, so what's making
me happy in food this week is also a
831
:pork belly, but that is last weekend
we had some friends over for just
832
:a really ca casual, I know this is
how casual, but Bruce made Korean
833
:food and he made this Korean stir
fry that is kimchi and pork belly.
834
:And you sliced the pork belly
really, really thinly so that
835
:it's quickly stir fried, right?
836
:Mm-hmm.
837
:And then you stir fry it
with kimchi and it was.
838
:It was good.
839
:So hot.
840
:It was, uh, several of us, well there
were four of us, but two of us at
841
:least, were running for Kleenexes
'cause our nose were running.
842
:Um, it was so hot, but
it was so delicious.
843
:And the kimchi was our own from the
book called Can, and it was hot.
844
:That's part of it.
845
:It was hot.
846
:bruce: So not only did you use the hot
kimchi, that I added a ton of gochugaru
847
:flakes for the extra, the extra jeans.
848
:It was good.
849
:mark: Much eat white refined rice
anymore, but dishes like that,
850
:call for white refined rice.
851
:Mm-hmm.
852
:Because they're the white rice is
sweet and those dishes are so hot.
853
:The sweet kind of helps
with how hot they're, okay.
854
:So that's the podcast for this week.
855
:Thanks again for being a part of it.
856
:It was a little indulgent, but okay.
857
:So it goes, thanks for being a
part of it and we appreciate your
858
:being with us on this journey.
859
:bruce: Every week we tell you
what's making us happy in food.
860
:So please go to our Facebook group,
cook me with Bruce and Mark, and tell us
861
:what's making you happy in food this week.
862
:'cause we want to know.
863
:Wanna know what's making you happy
and we'll continue to share what
864
:makes us happy with food here
on cooking at Bruce and Mark.