Episode 55

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Published on:

7th Oct 2024

WELCOME TO OUR KITCHEN: It's the mustard-ketchup showdown!

Mustard or ketchup? Which camp are you in? Or are you some sort of envoy between the camps?

We're talking about mustard and ketchup, a culinary showdown in many North American homes.

We're Bruce Weinstein & Mark Scarbrough, authors of three-dozen cookbooks (and counting). We've developed over ten thousand original recipes in our career. And we've been contributing editors for old-school publications like EATING WELL and COOKING LIGHT.

Here are the segments for this episode of COOKING WITH BRUCE & MARK:

[00:46] Our one-minute cooking tip: Make ketchup more interesting by spicing it with five-spice powder, prepared horseradish, tamari sauce, or another savory condiment.

[02:20] Our mustard-ketchup showdown! We're talking about our personal histories with these condiments as well as their cultural history. Which camp are you in?

[19:29] What’s making us happy in food this week: lemon-pear oat cookies and kasha varnishkes.

Transcript
Bruce:

Hey, I'm Bruce Weinstein, and this is the podcast

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cooking with Bruce and Mark.

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Mark: And I'm Mark Scarborough, Bruce,

we have written 40 books, 36 cookbooks,

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knitting books, I wrote a memoir.

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We're all over the place, and we're

just getting started because we are

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in the process of editing a book.

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Editorial for our 37th book,

which is actually related to

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what this podcast is about.

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Although we're not going to

really talk about it instead.

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We've got a one minute cooking tip.

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Then we're going to talk about ketchup and

mustard as a kind of culinary showdown.

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It is in many houses and

it kind of is in ours.

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And we'll tell you what's making

us happy in food this week.

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So let's get started.

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Bruce: Make your ketchup more interesting.

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by flavoring it up.

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You could add a pinch of five

spice powder, some curry powder,

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a dash or two of hot sauce or a

teaspoon or two of horseradish.

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It's all it takes.

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Maybe even a little bottle of

teriyaki sauce, a little soy sauce.

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Make your ketchup more interesting.

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So you're talking about writing.

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Mark: Wait, wait, wait.

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Um, so the writer's gonna

want to know the process.

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So you're talking about putting some

ketchup in a little bowl and then it.

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Adding a little curry powder,

five spice powder, don't put it

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Bruce: in the jar because then you're

horseradish, then you're flavoring

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the whole bottle and it's better

just to do a little bit as you need.

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Mark: Well, let's see.

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The writer wants accuracy in process.

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I did, but I wanted to make sure

everyone understood what you

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meant doing for a long time.

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Everybody does.

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Yes.

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The writer wants accuracy and process.

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Okay, so that's about making ketchup

better, and we're gonna now talk

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about, in fact, ketchup and mustard.

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It's a longer story than you might

be able to imagine, and it is

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in fact a debate in many houses.

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We'll talk about that.

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But before we do, let me just say,

it would be great if you could rate

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and even write a small review of this

podcast on whatever platform you find

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us on, whether that be on Audible or.

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on Apple podcast.

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I know you can't write a review on

Spotify, but wherever you are, if you

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could just even say nice podcast, that

helps us with the algorithms and the law,

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that kind of mess that we worry about.

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And it's a good way for you to support

our otherwise unsupported podcast.

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I'll say it.

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Bruce: Nice podcast.

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Mark: Yeah, there you go.

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Nice podcast.

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So next, the great showdown

between ketchup and mustard.

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Bruce: When we have hot dogs in our house.

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One of us, not me, always

reaches for the mystery.

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Okay, so I'm

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Mark: going to stop right here.

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I always have to stop you.

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You too.

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I never get a word in.

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I know.

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I'm sorry.

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But I think this is really kind of funny

because I think that a lot of people, if

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they knew about us, they know that, you

know, I'm from a Christian background,

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and you're from a Jewish background.

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And I think they would.

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assume that the Christian

reaches for the ketchup and the

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Jew reaches for the mustard.

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But in fact, it's the

opposite at our house.

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Bruce: My parents always put mustard on

hot dogs, but I reach for the ketchup.

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Mark reaches for the mustard,

as does 71 percent of Americans,

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according to a Harris poll.

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You mean

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Mark: 71 percent of Americans

reach for mustard with hot dogs?

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They do.

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Okay, I have to tell you that I cannot.

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Tolerate Ketchup on hot dogs.

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It grosses me out.

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Bruce: Oh, I was watching

it interview the other day

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Mark: get it

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Bruce: Somebody was interviewing

Barack Obama from years ago when he was

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still living in Illinois and running

for you know And someone said, would

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you ever allow ketchup on a hot dog?

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And he's like, no way.

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That should be, he even

said that should be illegal.

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Oh, there you go.

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Illegal.

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Mark: Well, there's

government overreach for you.

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Uh, I just, it's hot

dogs are kind of sweet.

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And the buns are always super

sweet, and then there's ketchup.

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Bruce: But they're salty, and it's the

sweet of the ketchup with the salt.

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Look, I even like to put ketchup

on a corned beef sandwich.

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Yeah, you even

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Mark: put

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Bruce: ketchup on eggs.

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Oh, ketchup is so good on eggs.

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Well, I will tell you that The

National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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Mark: wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

Who, who, who, who is hired for the

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National Hot Dog and Sausage Council?

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What is that interview like?

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Bruce: It's

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Mark: What, what, and let me

go a little further with that

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since I want to try to do this.

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What is their third Thursday at 2 p.

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m.

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like if you work for the National

Hot Dog and Sausage Council?

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Bruce: I don't know, but there is a

National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.

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Mark: It's, that's not, it's

like, it's, it's, it's, it's

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apartment 3G in New York City.

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That's not a real thing.

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Okay.

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Bruce: And today, this council has

publicly stated their disapproval

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of adults using ketchup on hot dogs.

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Oh, wait a minute.

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Now, I want to interview.

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Yeah, I want to interview with the

National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.

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Look, I, look, my parents did put

mustard on hot dogs, but Pretty

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much, I grew up in a ketchup family.

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Look, there was always

ketchup on the table.

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It's

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Mark: so funny that the

Weinsteins are a ketchup family.

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Bruce: When my, when my dad would

grill steaks, the ketchup would come

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out because I liked ketchup on it.

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When hamburgers came out,

the ketchup came out.

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And when I stayed at my

grandparent's, alright, my mother's

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father, Joe, he Loved ketchup.

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He put it, he dipped

green beans in ketchup.

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No!

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He put ketchup, he's the one who

taught me about ketchup and eggs.

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And my grandma Rose, I've said this

before in this podcast, her big culinary

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delight she would make for me are

noodles with cream cheese and ketchup.

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Oh man.

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And it would melt into like So goes the

mythology of the great Jewish cooks.

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Oh no, she wasn't a very good cook.

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But she made that lakshmi with cream

cheese and it was like a creamy tomato

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sauce because she added ketchup.

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Mark: Oh!

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Just Okay, so in my house.

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If you started to put ketchup on

a hot dog, I'm serious about this,

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my mother would stop us if, let's

say, my brother or I were beginning

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to put ketchup on a hot dog.

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Well, a hamburger, we wouldn't,

but okay, let's pretend we

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were putting it on a hamburger.

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She would stop us and she would

always have the same sentence.

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She would say, I raised

you better than that,

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Bruce: but you'd still

be allowed to use it.

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Mark: Wouldn't

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Bruce: you?

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Mark: I raised you better than that.

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Okay.

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We put mustard on everything.

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Everything.

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Bruce: didn't your family

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Mark: ever have fast food, hamburgers?

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No?

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No.

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No, I didn't grow up on fast food.

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Oh.

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We didn't ever.

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I don't Okay, so, here's the truth.

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I don't think I've ever

been to a Burger King.

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I know I've been to a Wendy's.

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And I know I've been to a McDonald's.

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Bruce: What about a Wetsons?

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Mark: I don't even know what that is.

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Yeah, that was

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Bruce: a New York

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Mark: thing.

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You made me go to a stupid White

Castle once, and I almost didn't

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make it home to the bathroom.

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So, um, I don't know anything

really about fast food.

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We didn't, okay, no, that's not true.

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Okay, when I was a little, little kid,

I have very vague memories of being like

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four years old and sitting in the back

of the car and we would go to A& W Root

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Beer back in the day when they would

still roll it out on roller skates.

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That's how old I am.

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And they would bring out the trays

on roller skates to your car.

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Oh, the drive in, that was real.

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I still remember that.

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But I also remember going to the drive

in movie and my mother being appalled

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when we went to go get hamburgers

and all they had was ketchup for the

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hamburgers and my mother was Absolutely.

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Bruce: Well, she wouldn't eat hers.

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Ketchup is the best.

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I didn't like mustard.

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I wouldn't eat mustard as a kid.

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There was a list of things I wouldn't eat.

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But now I like mustard.

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But here's the thing, hot dogs

aside, and all of that, ketchup

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is the king of condiments.

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Mark: I just want to say, I just find

it so funny that my mother thought I

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was of condiments as a class issue,

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Bruce: that

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Mark: ketchup was lower class

and we didn't put it on.

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So that we were not upper class.

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We were solidly middle class people.

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Would she group

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Bruce: people who used ketchup as

the same people who drank sweet tea?

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Yes.

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Mark: I am from the South.

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And when I was coming up in the

South, my mother said that sweet

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tea was what poor Georgians drank.

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It was always Georgia was

our example of poor people.

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And it was what poor people in

Georgia drank was sweet tea.

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It was not.

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My mother put lemon period in

iced tea and I still do, right?

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I still do to this day.

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I only put lemon in iced tea.

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I mean,

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Bruce: we look, we're a

bunch of New York Jews.

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Iced tea came out of a packet.

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Oh, nasty, instant, pre sweetened,

artificial lemon flavor.

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And my grandmother made

it, my mother made it.

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My mother

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Mark: would ask in

restaurants, is it brewed?

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When she would order iced tea,

she would say, is it brewed?

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Like, it was like, okay, we're way off.

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But we're talking about

class and condiments.

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Well.

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So let's talk about ketchup

since it is a global

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Bruce: thing.

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It is the king of condiments.

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In the U.

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S.

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alone last year, six billion with a B.

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Billion dollars in sales.

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That's a lot of ketchup.

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It's everywhere.

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It's everywhere.

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I mean, we probably have a few

little packets in our junk drawer

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upstairs in the kitchen if I were

to go look for them right now.

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I mean, most people do, right?

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It's

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Mark: like And people have really

Big, uh, likes and dislikes about

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ketchup, like my sister in law, right?

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She has a thing, right?

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What ketchup does she like?

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She will

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Bruce: only eat Heinz.

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Right.

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And if we go into a restaurant

See, it doesn't even register

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Mark: with me because

I'm not a ketchup person.

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Bruce: will only eat I wonder, because

I know that sometimes they go to

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McDonald's, and you know McDonald's broke

off their deal with Heinz years ago.

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No, I don't know.

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Because the company that owned Heinz

had a whole deal with Burger King.

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They don't go

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Mark: to, they don't go to McDonald's.

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No, they go to, they

like to go to Freddy's.

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Okay.

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That's a compelling theory.

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Fred is, is,

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Bruce: you know, McDonald's

makes their own ketchup.

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Now they have like an

industrial ketchup table.

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They stopped using Heinz because the

Burger King and it's all rivalry.

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But ketchup is everywhere

except in Canada.

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Mark: Well, no, come on.

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And in Belgium and in France and you're,

but yes, it ketchup is a global food at

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this point, but many people consider it.

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It's kind of a badge of honor

outside of the borders of the

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United States that we are not U.

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based.

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And so they want another condiment.

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And in France, in Belgium,

in Canada, it's mayonnaise.

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Bruce: Okay, but the, the, the national

food in Canada are French fries.

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And you have to ask for the ketchup.

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I was appalled.

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They just give me mayonnaise.

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Thinking, I want mayonnaise.

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Mayonnaise is gross.

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And the last thing I want

to do is put fries in it.

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Mm mm-Hmm.

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So they brought me, I'm

gonna, I, when I asked,

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Mark: I ate mayonnaise.

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I'm gonna quote Flannery O'Connor, when,

when you're in a foreign country, do as

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you done in Georgia . So I ate whatever.

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They gave me you, we're going

to be Flattery O'Connor, and do

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what you've done in Georgia and

put your ketchup on everything.

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But we should say that ketchup is

truly a global food, and if you

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don't know this, ketchup in fact is

a word itself that comes from ancient

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Chinese culture, and this is one of

the reasons why you have that problem

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of how to spell it, ketchup with a K.

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It's because you're trying to

transliterate Chinese characters.

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No, I thought it was

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Bruce: that Hunts made cats up

Well, they did, but it's all a

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Mark: transliteration,

ultimately, going back kitsy

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Bruce: ep kind of condiment.

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And it goes as far back as

the 17th century, and it was

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made of mushrooms and fish.

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fish and oysters and

fermented things and nuts.

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And I don't think, I don't think

my sister in law would like it.

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Mark: No, no, I didn't.

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And if you don't know about, uh,

ketchup manis, it's kind of weird

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pronunciation to it, ketchup manis, but

ketchup manis, and I'm still butchering

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it, but it's an Indonesian Holland.

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Condiment, an Indonesian Dutch

condiment, all those wacky

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Bruce: Dutch I

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Mark: know, and it's a way that the

Dutch during Colonialization took over

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an Indonesian condiment and kind of

morphed it more toward a Dutch sauce.

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But now Kechum niece is just absolutely

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Bruce: associated with Indonesian cuisine.

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However, when you look at every bottle

of it, and most people are still

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gonna call it ketchup Manis, right?

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When you look at every bottle of it,

they're almost all made in Holland.

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Yeah.

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And it's basically a thick,

sweetened soy sauce kind of mixture.

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But it's hard

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Mark: to even have an Indonesian

recipe without it in it.

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But yeah, it's this weird,

uh, cross cultural thing

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that happened in colonialism.

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And if you don't know about

it, it actually is a really

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amazing condiment on its own.

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It has, it has a lot of really

big big, salty flavors to it.

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Bruce: For me, it's a key ingredient when

I do like lo mein and stir fried noodles.

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I love it in that you can use it

instead of oyster sauce if you're

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opposed to eating oyster sauce because

it does have oyster extractives in it.

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You can use that ketchup manis

and that would be perfectly fine.

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didn't really show up

until the 20th century.

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Right.

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It is a very modern invention.

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Mm hmm.

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By Henry Hines.

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Right.

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And the name behind it.

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He wanted to use tomatoes, which are

rich in pectin and do get thick, and

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he wanted to cook that down and use

vinegar and sugar as a preservative.

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Mark: know, I wonder, and this is

completely just speculation on my part.

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I haven't done a lick of research,

so here I am on a podcast saying it.

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Bruce: The research is left to Bruce.

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Mark: As is typical of podcasts,

I'm just gonna say whatever I think.

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whether it's true or not.

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Anyway, um, I wonder if the original

Heinz ketchup was more truly

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sweet sour because now to me, it's

vaguely sour and almost all sweet.

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I disagree.

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Bruce: I,

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Mark: for me, it's

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Bruce: vinegary.

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Mark: What?

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Vinegar as in there may be an open

bottle of vinegar near it when it's made.

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We disagree.

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I disagree on that.

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No, it's not vinegar.

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It's no more vinegary or acidic than

a tomato, but that's what I think.

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Anyway, I wonder if it has gotten

more sugary as time goes on.

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It's certainly gotten

added corn syrup now.

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Yes, now it has corn syrup.

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Which wouldn't have probably been

part of the original formulation.

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No, but you

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Bruce: shouldn't go to stores that

sell ketchup without corn syrup.

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You know, they're all trying

to copy Heinz, though, right?

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That is basically the base

that everyone's going after.

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I have

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Mark: to say that the Millennials

and Gen Zs, as if I can talk about

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this as a whole thing, I hate when

people talk in terms of generations.

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Bruce: Categorically.

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Mark: I know, I hate this

categorical thinking, but younger

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entrepreneurs who are starting

food businesses are starting a lot.

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of ketchup businesses, and

they are variously flavored

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ketchups, not the standard.

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And they're trying to make them more,

uh, homecrafty, more homemade tasting.

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Uh, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a wrestle.

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Um, in the book that we're currently

working on in editorial, I just

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want to tell you that there is

a recipe for standard quote,

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unquote, standard ketchup in there.

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And We struggled with that recipe.

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We went back and forth and

back and forth over it.

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Because I kept saying, but it

doesn't taste like, and then we said,

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well, does it need to taste like?

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I think in

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Bruce: the end, it does taste

like, because we have a bunch

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of ketchup recipes in the book.

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And there is one that we tried to make

taste like, that one that comes right

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out of the bottle that Henry came up

with back in the early 20th century.

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I know, but I still think it's

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Mark: not exactly right.

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But it was, it secret blend of spices.

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I know, it was a really

problematic issue in the book.

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Well, we should just say, while we're

talking about the roots of ketchup, we

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should just say the roots of mustard

are much, much, much longer and bigger.

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We know that there were some types of

mustards running around in England.

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In Egypt, maybe 3000 BCE.

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Bruce: Yeah, see the pharaohs were putting

mustard on their hot dogs, not ketchup.

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Mark: And on their dead servants,

but that's a whole other matter.

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Um, so, uh, you know, we know that

there are all kinds of pastes,

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and most of the mustards were

made, as paste with great must.

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That's often a residue of a fermentation

process and mustard seeds and spices.

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We have recipes for those kind

of pace that date back to the

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early first century common era.

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Maybe

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Bruce: that's what the pyramids

were coded in mustard and

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they were just mustard colors.

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Yes, that must

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Mark: be it.

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And that's why they don't

look smooth anymore.

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That's surely the answer.

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Uh, we should just say

that once again, the St.

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Louis.

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World's Fair is the origination

point for what most people think of

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as mustard, at least in the United

States, because that's where Robert

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French introduced his mild mustard.

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And if you know anything

about that mustard, it's mild.

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Of course, it spurts way too much out of

the bottle, but it's not the deli mustard.

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It's not strong.

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I grew up on German mustard, which

because a German immigrant family.

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So I grew up on this

really no spanking mustard.

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The yellow stuff that French's make.

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That's still not for me.

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It still wouldn't count for my mother

as mustard either, so there you go.

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Bruce: That 1904 World's

Fair was kind of crazy.

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There were so many food

things that started and became

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national trends at that fair.

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The ice cream cone became a thing there.

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Peanut butter became a

national thing there.

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Even iced tea was served there,

which had never really been a thing.

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Mark: It's what it was,

was an introduction to the

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mechanization of these things.

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I mean, like, peanut butter had been

around before that fair, but it introduced

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it on a mechanized industrial scale, and

it made it up to, as they say, an economy.

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economy of scale and

became national products.

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We should just say, in case you

don't know, mustard is healthier

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for you than sugary ketchup.

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Mustard has about five calories per

serving, whereas ketchup has about 20.

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So it is a lower, mustard

is lower in calories.

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Bruce: And mustard's also way more

versatile, despite the fact that I

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will reach for ketchup every time.

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I am not going to put ketchup in my

salad dressing, I'm not going to add

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it to a stew, but I will add mustard.

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And it's a key ingredient where

ketchup just wouldn't work,

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Grandma Rose, notwithstanding.

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Yes, that's true.

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Mustard probably would have

been better on those noodles.

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Mark: And when I was in grad school,

when I was getting my PhD in Madison,

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Wisconsin Madison, I should tell

you that I went to several times the

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National Mustard Museum in Wisconsin.

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It was amazing.

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At the time it was in a

town outside of Madison.

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I understand it's now moved to

Middleton, which is a suburb of Madison.

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It's really just kind of part

of Madison at this point.

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But the National Mustard Museum there

in Middleton, Wisconsin currently has

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what, over 5, 000 mustards on display.

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I remember when it was this little

storefront in this little rural town, and

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I don't think they had 5, 000, but they

did have a lot of mustards on display.

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Bruce: But I will say this.

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Final final parting word on ketchup.

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It makes great fake blood on Halloween.

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Oh

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Mark: That's about the

best you can say for it.

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I completely agree with this

sentence before Get to the

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final segment of our podcast.

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Let me say that we do have a

newsletter In fact, the newsletter

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that is attached to this podcast

is gonna have some of our favorite

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favorite ketchups and mustards in it.

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You can order them and

check them out yourself.

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If you want to sign up for

that newsletter, you can find

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a way to do that online at our

website, cooking for some art.

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com there.

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You can leave your name and

email and I don't capture it.

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And the program doesn't capture it.

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And the mail provider can't capture it.

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So you can unsubscribe at any time, but

a newsletter connected to this podcast,

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we'll have some of our favorite ketchups.

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and mustards in it that you could sample

on your own and how to order them.

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All right.

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As is traditional, the final segment,

what's making us happy in food this

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week, and I'm going to go first

and that is lemon pear bar cookies.

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I tried one of these.

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Um, I'm currently

teaching a lot right now.

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I am leading a once a month poetry

discussion in which we discuss a

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collection of poetry once a month.

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I lead that.

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three book groups, three

book discussion groups.

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And at two different locations,

I'm giving eight week seminars

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on the novels of Eudora Welty.

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And in all of his teaching, I

always bring treats for break.

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I mean, listen, you really

don't want to listen to me

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for two hours without a break.

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So I bring a treats for break and

Bruce often makes them for me.

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And he made these lemon pear bar

cookies, carved down in five seconds.

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Lemon

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Bruce: pear marmalade that went in the

middle of these bar cookies was homemade.

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Mark: Yeah.

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Well, that

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Bruce: does help.

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What made them lemon pear.

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Yeah, that

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Mark: does help that you've got

homemade marmalade in there.

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Bruce: What's making me

happy are kasha varnishkas.

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Mark: Oh.

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And if

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Bruce: you Back to your Grandma Rose.

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No, Grandma Rose, no, she did actually.

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So if you don't know what that is,

it is bowtie pasta that is tossed in

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a skillet with caramelized onions.

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Wait, what

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Mark: have the onions been caramelized in?

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Bruce: Oh, in duck fat or chicken fat.

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There you go.

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You toss in cooked, toasted

buckwheat, also known as kasha.

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So you got kasha varnishkes.

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We were at a friend's for dinner.

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It was Mark's and my 28th

anniversary of being together.

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It was.

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And a friend made us a beer.

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big beautiful dinner and he served,

among other things, Kasha Varnishkas

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and that made me very happy.

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Mark: it, it's a delicious thing and

um, I, I can't help it even though I

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was raised in a mustard Christian world.

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I love Kasha Varnishkas, so there you go.

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There's the podcast for this week.

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Thanks for joining us.

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And making time in your

schedule for our podcast.

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We appreciate your being on this journey

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Bruce: with us.

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And every week we tell you

what's making us happy in food.

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So please go to our Facebook group

Cooking with Bruce and Mark and tell

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us what's making you happy in food

this week because we want to know.

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And if it's really fun and delicious

sounding, we might even make it and try

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it here on Cooking with Bruce and Mark.

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About the Podcast

Cooking with Bruce and Mark
Fantastic recipes, culinary science, a little judgment, hysterical banter, love and laughs--you know, life.
Join us, Bruce Weinstein and Mark Scarbrough, for weekly episodes all about food, cooking, recipes, and maybe a little marital strife on air. After writing thirty-six cookbooks, we've got countless opinions and ideas on ingredients, recipes, the nature of the cookbook-writing business, and much more. If you've got a passion for food, we also hope to up your game once and a while and to make you laugh most of the time. Come along for the ride! There's plenty of room!

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Mark Scarbrough

Former lit professor, current cookbook writer, creator of two podcasts, writer of thirty-five (and counting) cookbooks, author of one memoir (coming soon!), married to a chef (my cookbook co-writer, Bruce Weinstein), and with him, the owner of two collies, all in a very rural spot in New England. My life's full and I'm up for more challenges!